A sure bet

Or

Sure trouble for me

After I got out of the U.S. Navy, my wife and I moved back to her home town and my college town, Columbus, Ohio. Columbus has a race track, and race results are given each evening on the news.

One night, years after we returned, during the news she offered this insightful comment:

Why do the other owners even race their horses? It seems like Quinella wins nearly every day.